misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
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how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
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i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
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